y’all remember cardi b saying kylie jennier was in wap mv bc she represents women with no talent and megan just replying with yuh diversity ❤️ we didn’t talk abt it enough let’s talk abt it
i’m eating eggs for breakfast and i had to stop to say what an absolute fucking idiot edward is. like just a complete moron. he’s feeding his small human wife five dozen eggs like a disney character on their honeymoon & it never occurs to him that maybe something is up?? and if bella is menstruating regularly he’s been around to track maybe 12 periods but this fucking knucklehead who analyzes every little thing she does from the number of her heartbeats to her farts doesn’t notice she missed her period?? and the two of them put their brains together and explained her symptoms like oh it must be the island??? 100 years of education and what does he have to show for it
and later the explanation for why edward didn’t consider bella getting pregnant was because it was “impossible” …. ain’t this the same man who was worrying a meteor would hit the earth and kill her????
